Demon cat.
With background music. (9sec)
Convo
Her: I just started my period so it won’t be too bad as long as you don’t pound around in there too hard
Me: yeah, I like to pound around
Her: yeah. It’s going to be messy
Caption please
PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR YBOR CITY GIRLS
Whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?
Oh I don’t know.
Darksidelawyer and stuff.
Hold the presses
I’ve learned how to and are currently making raspberry martinis.
Can I please keep my man card?
The bread guy and I are at it again. After last week he decorated the outside of my truck with hamburger buns I decided to hide his helpers crotch rocket.
Give give give
Must there always be some organization or charity asking for money every time I go into a grocery store?! I think I will make them start answering a riddle before I donate anything.


